Heat! Laugh! Poppa’s Day! Macho!

This. Dumb. Heat. Is. Bothering. Me.

I’m not a big fan of the heat, so if I have to walk anywhere in Vegas, I’m very crabby doing it and only get happy those few precious moments I get to walk by a place with A/C so I can steal a tiny walk-by-breeze.

I wasn’t too worried about the heat because when I rented the place I’m currently at, I saw that there was a thingie on the wall to set air temperature. I even asked the guy showing me the place if it came with central air, and he said it did.

Cut to this past Saturday where I’m burning up in my place and fiddling with the wall thingie. Oh, I get it…I don’t have central air!!

I wonder if the leasing company is going to do anything about it or just blame it on the dumb apartment-finder dude. Ugh.

So now I have no microwave and no A/C. I’m a goddamn caveman!

Speaking of cavemen, I went to see “Year One” this past weekend. I liked it. What’s not to like? It’s a Harold Ramis flick, it has some improv friends in it, and that Michael Cera kid is High-Larious. (Yes, I know I misspelled it so shut it.)

Speaking of High-Larity (yup, I did it again, shut your pie-hole), this funny movie was followed by an even funnier one: The Hangover.

I cried laughing so hard. Yup, that good.

Do yourself a favor: try to go see the movie on a night where the chances of the theater being packed are better.

Laughter is contagious, so watching this movie with a bunch of people that want to laugh is a better experience than watching it alone or waiting for the dvd. Heck, I’ll go see it with you if you want, but don’t go alone.

Speaking of alone, I’m enjoying going to the movies by myself so much, that I think I’m going to try to do it at least once a month.

Oh, hey, I keep hearing bad things of the trailer alone for the upcoming “G.I.Joe” movie, but guess what, I’m gonna watch it. I love movie eye-candy, so the special effects are going to make me watch the movie. I may not go to the movies to see this, but for sure I will rent it. I like special effects so much that I even watched “Jumper”. Yup, I watched that movie. Suck it.

Speaking of sucking, Poppa’s Day was this past weekend. The past couple of years have been a little rough trying to put on a good face celebrating the day with my step dad and his family, but I’ve learned to look at the positives about the day and enjoy it without letting it affect me the way it has the past couple of years. Now I look at the day as a chance to see my Mom, sisters, nephews, and most important, my niece. And they of course remind me of my Pops, so it’s pretty cool now.

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This past weekend was the Puerto Rican parade. I saw a car that was decked out in PR gear and my guess is they were heading towards the parade. The car had some music on and the driver and passenger were singing along to the lyrics. For some reason, this made think of how bad a son I am to the Home Land.

There’s a lot of Spanish music that I enjoy and I’m sure there’s plenty more that I would enjoy, but I don’t’ listen to Spanish radio, so I’m not caught up with the latest latin artists. But I’m referring to latin pop music, not the traditional old school Mexican music. See, unlike most Mexicans, I don’t listen or enjoy listening to traditional Mexican music. Especially music that includes a mariachi band. I think that’s called “Ranchera” music. I think.

Anyway, I’ve always felt bad that I’m not familiar some of the most popular songs of this genre or that I don’t know the lyrics to these songs. I especially feel bad – and embarrassed, when I’m at events or get-togethers with friends and or family, and people start to sing along to some of these old songs that I never bothered to be familiar with or grew to like.

The one time I thought, “hey, that sounds cool”, was when I listened to an artist do a version of one of these songs. That artist is Luis Miguel. This guy is considered the ‘Frank Sinatra of Mexico’ and he even did a duet with Mr. Sinatra. I gotta tell you, that comparison is well deserved.

This guy has a great voice. I don’t care for his attempt at pop music, but his traditional romantic ballads…man, his voice makes them great.

So when I first heard him do a version of one of those old traditional Mexican songs, I was pretty hooked. I’m weird with music. If the beat and bass is right, if the hook is right, or if the voice is right, I’m in. It doesn’t matter what kind of music it is, I’m in. (you’d be surprised at a peek at my ipod) So because of what his voice adds to a song, I bought a cd of him singing some of those old traditional songs.

I always knew that Mexican music is pretty passionate and a lot of it comes from the heart, like I’m sure a lot of good music does. And I’ve always heard that those old ‘rancheras’ have the good stuff: some deep stuff from the heart. But I think, and I may be wrong, that the reason these songs are popular, is because they were written and sung by men. By men that helped promote and personify the image of being “macho”.

And that’s weird! Ask any Mexican person you know, and they will confirm that at least once, they have heard of, seen –or have been a part of- a sing along to some of these old tunes and have been moved to tears while singing. Especially when they’re drunk.

I find that weird, but kinda cool; that grown men that take great pride in their machismo will have no problem, especially drunk, succumbing to tears while singing along to some of these old songs. It’s almost sort of ironic. I think.

I don’t have that ‘machismo’ thing, but I admit to being a sort of hopeless romantic. So just last week, when I finally started to pay attention to the lyrics, I understood a little more why grown men and women are moved to tears by some of those old songs. Because at some point I think we all have those moments where we wish we could truly feel and express the anguish we once felt or are feeling, and sometimes a good written song, sung with true emotion, is a welcome excuse to allow ourselves to succumb to our true emotions without the risk of being called a pussy.

In Mexico, if you see a young person crying over a pop song, there is room and reason to call him a pussy. But if you see a grown man tearing up over some of those old ‘ranchera’ songs, he is not a pussy, he’s a Man.

Isn’t that weird…???

When artists like Britney or the Back Street Boys write or sing about heartache, it’s cute and teeny-boppy. But there’s somehow something way different about a grown man who wrote and recorded a song 50 years ago that to this day will move the macho of the machos.

There are many songs about heartache out there, but knowing that one of those old school macho dudes wrote this over 50 years ago when a girl did him wrong, makes one go “Wow…” and no longer wonder how these guys ever got a piece of ass:

Blame Me for What Happened (loosely translated)

You know better than anyone that you deceived me,
that what you promised you forgot.
You know very well that you were not faithful
although nobody loved you as much as I did.
I am full of reasons to despise you,
and nonetheless I want you to be happy,
and there in the other world,
instead of hell I hope you find glory,

and that a cloud of your memory will erase the memory of me.
Tell whomever asks you that I did not love you.
Tell them that it was I that cheated on you and that I was the worst.
Blame me for what happened,
and cover your back with my pain.

Of course, the written translation and the lack of audio does this song no justice, so give this is a listen if you’re slightly curious about what I’m babbling about.

Guffman! Underooos! Saturday-o-fun! Pasquasi! Fun!

After having one of our best ‘Felt’ shows the week before, last week’s show brought us back to earth a little. It wasn’t a bad show, but we just wished we had been a little smarter and quick at the top. So we had fun, but ran out steam too fast which I think might have affected the overall quality of the type of show we know we’re capable of. We’ll get ‘em this week. :)

In a weird way, I didn’t mind too much not having such a good show myself, because it meant the possibility existed that I may have a good show the next day. (That’s how actors think sometimes).

See, the next day was, as friend Tara D. put it, “Get Famous Thursday”.

On Wednesday I was notified that I was selected to be part of a showcase the next day for Mr. Lorne Michaels himself.

What started out as a small evening quickly turned into a full running order that was going to push the showcase to a little over two hours. Which in my opinion was a bit too long. But maybe that was a good thing for the improv cast.

See, the whole day, I was obviously nervous about how the night would turn out. Would I freak out? If not me, Who? Would I get in my head from the pressure? Would I do good? Bad? Horrible? Argh!

The showcase started off with an improve set by the talented group “Cook County Social Club”. Then, what was supposed to be about 25 minutes of solo pieces by different performers, turned into about an hour and 15 minutes of solo material, which was then to be followed by the other improve set I was in.

So after waiting forever to go up, I think the wait helped me get rid of the willies and instead I just wanted to get it over with. This led to me not being nervous and not once thinking about who was out there watching. Instead I just had fun.

The set itself was not indicative of what could have been accomplished with the cast that was put together, but it was still fun. There were some rocky moments but I think we pulled it off and in the end had fun. So again, not the best show this cast could have put up, but not the worst either. And based on other people in the cast I spoke to, maybe the long wait had something to do with it. Who knows. But bottom line is we were fortunate enough to have the opportunity and we might have been lucky that Mr. Michaels stayed through the whole thing.

The showcase as a whole had a lot great stuff in it and I was very proud of iO and its players on this night. But I couldn’t help but feel bad for the MANY other people that I think deserve this sort of shot.

I have no idea what SNL is looking for -if anything-, so maybe that had to something with the cast that was put together this evening, but I will be honest and say that on pure talent, I can easily think of several people that I would have gladly given up my slot for so that they could be seen, and I can think of many more that I think deserve to be seen by this sort of audience on any given night. That’s how deep iO is with talent.

So I am super grateful I got the chance to play this night, but in no way do I think this puts me above any of my peers in any way.

Whether it be from iO or Second City, I really hope the show is able to cast someone from Chicago because that would be great for that person(s), and it would be great for the Chicago Improv community in general.

We’ll see. The Guffman came, and the Guffman went. But his visit alone should make us all proud.

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Friday’s highlight was a very fun audition for a Sonic commercial. Other than that, the only other highlight was watching the end of “Guy Friends” at iO later that night. They had their “season finale” show where they invited back all the guests they had over the past year, and by some weird schedule coincidence, only the guys that were guest were able to show up. So there were about 20 dudes on stage at one point. Then, for some reason, they all eventually ended up in their underwear on stage.

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I was finally able to convince some lovely ladies that were watching to help end the show by surprising all the men on stage. So Dina Facklis, Sara Fineout, Jill Fenstermaker, and Kristen Studdard made their way backstage and knocked on the door. Since they weren’t expecting anyone else, everyone on stage looked surprised, then asked whoever was knocking to come in. The ladies walked in, took a beat, then said “Wrong Party” and walked out. The lights went out. Classic. :)

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I was asked by an old friend to be part of an independent film. I gladly said yes and my scenes were being shot on Saturday. So I spent most of Saturday on the set waiting and shooting. I had a blast and can’t wait to see the finished product. Thanks, Emily!! I’ll post the film site once it’s up.

Later that night I went on to enjoy one of the most fun shows I’ve had my iO team, “The Diplomat Motel”. Really fun stuff with some really great people. I later whispered to friend Timmy, “I wish I had that show Thursday!” :)

I later ended up boozing it up with Timmy at the Holiday Club and some friends met us later. So Saturday as a whole was a great time. I had a lot of fun. Crazy Pineapple Fun.

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Sunday I worked at iO and Monday I went to see ‘Angels & Demons”….by myself! I’m a movie machine!

And guess what? I had the theater to myself again!! Well, at least I thought I did. Apparently I didn’t realize a couple of older ladies had walked in, so when I saw a friend on screen and thought I was alone, I yelled “Yay, Pasquasi!”. I then heard “Shhhh!” from way back in a corner and saw two little old ladies sitting way back there. David Pasquasi is a very, very talented actor and improviser that is getting bigger and bigger roles these days. So it was cool to see him on screen for most of the film. I still got excited from time and whisper-yelled stuff like “Yay!”, “Boo!”, or “Aw, man!”, because I wasn’t going to let those little ladies ruin the illusion that I had the theater to myself.

I like these kind of movies, so I enjoyed it. I’m sure many people won’t like it for different reasons, especially the subtext, but like Dean Koontz says, never think too much about subtext, because then the magic goes away.

I followed up this day with some cheap wings at Mullen’s with friend Jason, then a fun ‘Armando’ show.

Ahh, fun times. :)